Joel Engelsma

 xray is an amzing thing since this xray goes allthe way through. but not bone as easily you can take a picture of somone bone and find ut if their is a fracture or something. else beacoase you can use them to find other things like is you need a hyfromspetry thy need to find out if you need it. they give you a xra and they can find out where it is isabt that amazing a man named actually i forgot his name but did you know that computre. like the first kind took up a whole building they where o big and they would hve like a 10 inch screen hat could not even do the things we can do today.

 when you think of a virus wt do you think of the flu the corno virus what do you think. of but actually did you know that most viruses are good like bacteriophages. and other viruses that i probably wont remember did you know that this little microbe invads bacteriah which is bigger but not visible still. this phages we call them invade the bacteria until the bacteriah explodes leaving lots of nitrgoen and carbon dixode. i think that oher animals can use another helps restore protein in a carbon collecting bacteria there is another kind that is a key. roll in this earth it techinaclly recycles stuff like carbon dioxide and stuff lke tha i think.

 the mp 18 submachine gun was the door to submachineguns. it was pretty light and fired at a nice speed it didn't have safety but it had a bult that you pulled back and it locked preventing the gun from firing. also it had problems with the drum magazine I was supposed to use if fired at long distances or to fast the drum magazine would break. and you would have to fix it and at times the submachine guns magazine would be broke beyond repair. besides these drawbacks storm troopers made good work with it in the trenches of world war one. and it was the door to other machine guns like the Thomspon and the and British Sten gun.

 there are many diffrent kinds of fungi there is mold their are tons of kinds look at your front yard mabe yu have some outtheir mabe you have some super microscopic ones under your miscroscpoe mold is a type of fungi yeast is shelf fungi whatever that is their is a simplified sketch of a plnet cell i think no of a plant cell their is the organelles. nuclus , membrane central vacuoule cell wall membrane did you also know a wilted flower is actually not dead its just lost its turgor pressure which tis the thing that holds itself up and if you leave your plants like that they will die.

 the dinoasoars are an icon for evolution there skelotons are sued over agin an afigin for elovutionists to make their point across this docor says dinsoars are the gataway drug for kids they have overhaloed and completely cleaned a 38 foot big skelton of a t rex so the evolutionists can make their point htat this animal died off 38 million years ago they are poring 48 million dolars into this collossal discovery people cry or lossing things like this they lost an allosourus skelton an they were all very ma about this scintists thinkk that even if you get a perfect cast it wont replace the real thing.

 the cutlass was an ordinary sword kind of but it had a distinct corve o one end and it had a single heavily made blade this is called a slashing saber but could also be used for stabbing it was pretty heavy but easier to use with pirates they were easier to get the pirates liked it a lot of people could be carried easily in the belt or scabbard  there were different kinds of a cutlass the french a had a kind that they gave to captains it was closed handguard and more intricately lighter and things it was good but the normal cutlass was still used quite a bit as a reliable cloase hand to hand fighting weapon.

 the anantomy of cute the heads of large animals are small to their bodies tey are born with a broad forhead beacoase there brain is alredy building up and is already full of nearons some animlas are bron with well devoloped eyes that see very well also they need strong muscles to start sucking milk right away also they are bron with extra reserves of fat also they have small nose with tons of room to grow also they have soft and like baggoy skin so they have room to grow and get bigger did you know that you could look at a face and then another that are the exact same and think that one is more cte then the other and they are the exact same.

 the anantomy of cute the heads of large animals are small to their bodies tey are born with a broad forhead beacoase there brain is alredy building up and is already full of nearons some animlas are bron with well devoloped eyes that see very well also they need strong muscles to start sucking milk right away also they are bron with extra reserves of fat also they have small nose with tons of room to grow also they have soft and like baggoy skin so they have room to grow and get bigger did you know that you could look at a face and then another that are the exact same and think that one is more cte then the other and they are the exact same.

 the Thompson sub machine gun was an effective sub machine gun used in world war 2 and by gangsters in between both of the wars. these guns where expensive but pretty reliable at close range. the sten gun was one of these but British made and had a tendency to jam. the bazooka shot a rocket to exterminate tanks in world war 2 even these guns were good but the only problem was that you couldn't fire it in a closed room. beacoase it blasted fire out of one end and the rocket out of the other semi automatic rifles where also used in world war 2 one of these where the m1 garand. this gun could give you garand thumb meaning the bolt would slide back on your thumb.

 did you know that the gecko has amazing powers of literally walking up or down any surface. this animal I heard it uses electric impulses and such but I think that it is because of the million tiny hairs that give such good grip. a compound eye is not just one eye, not just 2 but at least 100 or maybe more. the fly may be disgusting it is but think of their eyes and not their body these tons of eyes are placed right next to each other making the compound. eye are also this one big aye is placed so it can see behind itself that why it's so hard to get this thing because they can see behind themselves?

 so doomsday bunker in utah not very smart to live in one unless their is actually a domsday which hasent happens yet thankfullt the website that broadcasts these bunkers that you can buy is very sektchy beacoase it givs you tons of yutube videos on what could happen any monute and the only one that i saw that was actually worth it was sollar flairs and that most likely wont happen the biggest one ever saw througha  telescope was like in the 18 hundreds or so or just they never saw i one i no that there was a big one back their i just dont knowe where.

 the winged huyssars were a miltary group mad. for  charges straight into the enemy line theyplayed this role very affectivily. until cannons and msukets made them obsolete. the winged hussars were named ths beacoase they wor wings on their backs that made them look bigger. these huassars were for the richer men but they would laos bring there levies to fight. also the richer men had to arm their men with evarything. but the lance that was commisioned from the kind himself they became obsolete after a great charge the largest calvary. charge ever recorded in history. it wiped out the front lines and carried them all the way into the city. liberating from the polish they did take casualties. but not a lot beacoase of the heavy heavy armor that they wor a back plate. greeves a chestplate and various other  pices of armo makign them impervious to arrows.

 did you know that rockes can withstand high amounts of radiation thanks to their slow cell remove.l cycle some cockroaches can hold their breath for forty minutes. the japenses cockroaches can withstand a deep freeze and a thaw actually the freeze thaw cycles. beacoase roaches can fight certian kinds of bacteria docotrs and scientists hope that this can help humans to fight the saem kind of bacteria. Roaches have inspired designs for microbiootics and prosthetics. Many roach species havewings. But some of them glide and some others fly short distances. Cockroaches dont breathe through their mouth but through holes all through their body.

did you now that moses or anybody before him saw the world diffrently they never saw the smoky mountains. from afar they never looked at the missipi river rolling. there was none of that guess why the world was diffrent back then almost evarything. here is cut up made smaller or siped out one of the only things that i can might be able to see is austrialia. that might have been the same but it would have been more lucious and green not dry and arid like it uis now but think all of this would have been submerged. in water for the sea animals and evarything else currents and evarything else work on it slowly until it turns to somethignwe  know right now.

 now the battle of the five armies the dwarves where the first to take action just about five thousand formed a pike wall. and gets ready to be utterly crushed by the mighty onslaught in slow motion they come on then over and over lines of lines of elves. jump straight over the dwarves pike wall into the battle beron was their ripping people to death with his claw.s he can turn into a bear by the way. the eagles are their picking people up and dropping them into the rocks then te lake men come up draw up a battle line an charge forward. 

 The Messerschmidt was a jet powered plane it was one of the first jet powered planes to be built. and it was really fast and it asent very maneuverable so the people driving the p 51 mustang took advantage of that whenever they had to turn the mustang would turn sharper. and destroy them before they could turn any sharper or pick up any more speed. even though they could go  way faster than anything the amercians or eropeins. had it was espcecislly good at taking down bombers. it was also used as a bomber but beacoase it had no sights it was harder to use.

 so their is this meme where its like we can go on and on debating about the evidencee. then in the next slide he is like but lets talk abnout our foundations for truth. and on the other side he is in sand and he is sinking and he is shaky. and on the other side he is on Gods perfect word. and its stone so it kind of like ubrekeble. did you know that cheeahs are one of the only cats that hunt in the heat of the day then they sit in the shade panting the heat away.

 the Hobbit now they are at the mountain and Bilbo is stealing stuff and this is making snaog very unhappy. Bilbo even had a verbal conversation with him which almost turned him into a pot roast. and smoag has gone off to destroy dale and they are in his stinky lair taking weapons and armor from here then they blockade themselves in waiting just waiting. then they see dust from two places messengers come to and fro hew are they lake men wood elves dwarves. they are all coming for one thing their fair share of the treasure than another thing comes into play GOBLINS. The biggest army of goblins ever that put on that fair earth thousand mabe a million. Then the battle of five armies happens they won but it wasent victourious they where sloughterd on evary side they culd never know what would happen next.

the man that held back a whole platoon of soldiers so thee people could touch down a helicopter. Get the men out of their he was shot in the leg i think so he went unconscious but then they tried to get him  out of their. They were trapped he regained consciousness and he charged out of the bunker straight at the enemy they had a rocket loancher and machine gun he started to fire the helicopter started to be fired at e distracted them before he got shot right through the chest he died instantly. He he saved five other marines from being shot dead before they could get into the helicopter. He was rewarded the air force  cross for his bravery. He left a wife and 2 kids back in his home this whole thing was cought on camera from sneak drones and another drone that was realy high in the air.

 The Loris can stay motionless  for like 4 hours there are animals that can take a breath eary hour. The loris eats very posiouns spiders and other insects this helps it brew its toxin. The slow loris has telescopes for eyes it can swing all the way around i am pretty shure. Also it can rotate. Also it has three d vision which is nice beacoase it can judge distances way better. Even though it wouldent be doing that beacoase its so slow also the slow loris almost has complete night vision beacoase. The retinas on the loris are so big. The light hits it twice and gathers a lot each time giving it night vision that almost no other animal can compare  to.

 now the Hobbit they are in dale hopes are high and they set of for the great mountain of smouag. actually hey just call it the lonly mountain and at the heart of the mountain is smouag the biggest dragn to ever take a step out of an egg. besides the ones that morgorath made in the great war. so they make it to the mountain and they stqart searching for the door that will let them in beacoase this is the only way they can get in the main entranse is way to close to smouag and their is no cover so htye have to do the secret entrance.

 the piat was an antitank weapon  that was average and coukd do the job the problems were that you couldent reload ina  prone position. unless you had already cocked it the gun had to be manualy cocked first than it could be fired by placing the shot into the gun. and you dident have to cock again but ths gun was a bit better beacoase it could be fired in a room that a bazzoka couldent do beacoase the bazooka shot a rocket with more force this gun was pretty good it could now destroy almost any tank that attacked it.

 so now my book review nad this is where bilbo is trying to find out how to get them out  but then he finds out about the second way out so the only way to put them in barrels and float them down the river so they could get picked up by men but they had to hide so bilbo did this he was able to steal teh keys to each persons cell and pack them into barrels and wait until they would be floated down the river but they were so bumped and scratched and stuff that they weernt very happy about it but they were all safe and accounted for.

 so what i heard in church we had a ordination. at on eof the churches we went to actually he was being installed into the congregation and these are the poepel that will say amen right in the middle of the services and its more like a community i think that nice and he told like three stories and there was this one story of this man that took drugs every day and would pass out on this park bench every day and this preacher comes and the man is halve conscious and he lays his hand on his hand and prayed fofr him saying God loves God loves you well the next day when he woke up he had that in his head and he wanted to find out and he searched for like a week and then he got to one place and the man sat there for 2 days and he found the preacher and he got converted but then he wanted to become a preacher.

 so know we are going to play it by the foot did yu know that elaphants can hear eachother over a mile away. they maket his rumbling sound into the ground and elaphants hear it with their feet beacoase their feet is super sensitive. and tats how they comminicate and here is another thing alled mother knows best and the mother aranguatan scratches its skin and make a a sound heard from 15 meters away. and this is how they communicate with their babey saying that theres is danger nearby and you better get to me fast it also distracts the predator from the baby arongutan.

 the gun that was made from three guns was made from a m1 garand. and air to air machine gun and a bipod this gun was realy good but they did not mass produce them beacoase it was built on the battlfeild. this gun could be shot standing up and sitting down set up on its bipod it used to be aircooled. but this now was a problem beacoase it wasent in the air anymore so what they did was soot in short bursts. and this gun had a enormous rate of fire to so it could clear trenches and things much faster than anyother machine gun besides this super heavy gun that took at least 2 people to carryaround.

 so now they are in the forest of mirkwood and hopes are flying very low beacoase they cant see the end they are running out of food and bomber got enchanted in the river so they used to be so hopeful and stuff and then they just plummet and they are vacxk at the beginning and then they see those mysterious party or something and they cant find out why they disappear and stuff then they get cought by the spiders but Bilbo manages to get away and start to try rescuue them but his attemps arent very succseful beacoase as soon as they get out they are captured by the wooelves.

 so the next chapter of the hobbit is where they meat beorn and there is a lot of mystery around he this part because we just don't any exactly hew beorn is compared to like thorin he is just there he hates wargs and goblins and he can turn himself into a big bear and he is a huge person with a black beard and there is a lot of mystery and he is a friend of dogs and stuff and he has kind of like a ranch kind of thing then he sends them on there way with his ponies and stuff and with water skins.

 so this is super funny because this guy is playing baseball but he is really bad but then he sees this kid sitting their just being bored and he asked him to play baseball with him so they went and this guy is hitting home runs like crazy and he's like have you ever played before and he's like yup been playing since I was 2 so he was like really good it was so funny why can't skunks pay their bills because they only have one scent why are insects annoying because they bug you how does a piano end a story on a happy note.

 how does a spider go into battle well-armed? what did the tree say when he was being teased left me alone. why do leaves fall because squirrels trip them? how the united states fifteen letters. what is a zoo animal favorite food zucchini? so I have to find a good story wait a sec did you now that gorillas re using sticks and things to build bridge things to get across the swampy ground they also use them to gauge water dept and help stay steady did you know that birds drop nuts onto the road and then the car combs bu and smash them and then the bird goes down and eats them?

 so what I heard in the church today we were talking about well we had a baptism  today and so many people showed up it was crazy and it was a youth group that night so we would have a big turnout any way well the text was psalm fifty-one where David makes a song saying he is sorry and has lots of remorse because he went in with Bathsheba and that somehow went with the baptism but I forgot how and there was this missionary that said he wanted psalm fifty-one preached on because he was a sinner and on his tombstone was read a dirty sinful wretch saved by christ.

  so know I was reading this one article it's super funny because there is this hunt for stuff. I forgot what this is called a scavenger hunt, yes that's it well back to the story it super funny so they start it and it's at this church and they find everything. they need to win the hunt just at the church. and because it was summer they where emptying everything all that learning they had learned out but they used their brains they were told that and they both groan because they weren't supposed to use their it super funny you have to read it brains.

 okay, the netbook review on the hobbit chapter 3 where they find Gollum. ad he gets his nice little precious and the goblins try to burn them at the stake but these great eagles come flying up. and take them out of the tree before they were incinerated. I think that the description of Gollum was very good like the hissing sound and when he says Gollum if you watch the movie it sounds better but I haven't watched the movie so ya I know I have heard it before and it sounds really good. and for some reason, I really like the snow giants that are funny.

 so we dug this asume hole its kind of like a mine but we call it a hole because that's what it is the actual name is fort Vandenberg. and the one is called skeletons cave but like you can sit in it very comfortable because we mined it all out you could use a hatchet to mine. it bu we usually us the back of a hammer because it kind of like a pickaxe we might be able to keep these 2 .other hammers that are coming so once it all done there can be 2 people working on it other than one.

 so there is this funny story where Wooton and penny are planting candy to see if any of the plants spring up and they plant like jellybeans and one other thing but then they run out of space or something and they cant plant any licorice and Wooton loves licorice and he's like we should have lanted licorice now the joke of the day why do leaves fall because squriials trip them what the hardest part of owning an ant for a pet putting a leash on it because it's so small how long are the united states fifteen letters.

 so now I am really mad that I have to redo this but okay. so right now we will talk about the hobbit by jr token chapter 2 where they go and get caught by some trolls. that will most likely eat them mince them or boil them and Bilbo is sitting in this thicket stuck. and Gandalf comes and keeps them up all night so they turn to stone. and they recover the dwarves before they are eaten and then they find their den. and they find some clothes and swords then they find sting and then they find the gold. and they bury it to come back to later.

 well so we are going to talk about some of the weapons used in world war 2 the American antitank gun is called the bazooka and for Germany the panzershrench. or something like that semi-automatic rifles where the m1 garand and the m1 carbine for America i forgot all the other one these semi-automatic weapons are gas-operated. another weapon was te machine-gun their where lighter easier to move round machine guns and trench based machines guns that were heavier and could do more damage know the submachine gun was machine gun that shot pistol shot and they were perfect for close-range combat.

 so I have to doa book review on the hobbit and its a really good book the only problem is that it is monster-like high so I am going to have to do a lot of blog posts on this. first, we are going to talk about the first chapter is really good because it starts the book well like when Gandalf walks up and the darfes let themselves in. it kind of puts an air of mystery around the whole thing but then you have him wanting to go on the quest but the next day he doesn't want to and he is back to normal.

 the bob simple tank was the weirdest type of tank that was ever known to the man I think besides some of the ones that Germany made well first of all this tank was very lightly armored another thing was that it was technically a tractor turned into a tank and there was going to be a large turret on the top but they could be manufactured fast enough so they went and made a whole bunch of them but they were really bad compared to the tanks that they would be facing in speed armament and everything else you might be able to think of and it was really bad and tall so it tipped over very easily.

 the last dash story is super fun it's where these 2 people have this race for the door because as soon as they go through it they are free from school and stuff and summer break starts well they start running. and  and then they have to start walking so they walked like halve the hall but then one of them cheats and starts running but then he slips and falls and loses his glasses and so the other person shoots ahead but then he runs into the glass doors that were there because their custodian had wiped them clean so you cant see them their.

 the rose of Sharon did you know that this is actually a place it is what it is called because it is this giant plain that stretches everywhere and people might think that it would be dry and stuff. but it is not it is very lush and green and Solomon song I think what it is called has Jesus saying how beatyfyll and majestic he is. and he said I am like the rose of Sharon so very beautiful and stuff and then it is and all the rest is Solomon extolling on Jesus and me actually it thinks that was in the book john.

so this time in wontons random ramblings where his dog sam goes and is really good at being bad. he met this pet chihuahua from chasing the same fire truck which ended up staying in the same dog pound. and then the went to honor school together and they learned manners and stuff now he is a very well behaved dog. the jokes of the day what do you call a lion in a covered wagon a lion eer customer when will the pancakes come waiter don't worry there round what is the yummiest building the leaning tower of pizza. 

the sepoy mutiny was where these people but this new cartridge bullet and you had to bite off an end and people said it had grease on it from cows. and their religion said they weren't allowed to cows or pigs so they mutinied over this and struck so quickly. that they had in their possession 2 large fortified cities and numerous other things finally the English attacked and they won some battles. but then they attacked this city and one then it got captured again but this time they took it and kept then they. went to another city and it sieged for 2 weeks because this city was very defensible.

so right noe we are going to taslk about some math problems so lets do an easy one 1{-2 - 3} i am pretty shure you can do that so what i am going to teach you about is the distributive property and beacoase i dont no how to do that well on a computer i am going to give you a link that youn can look at its 32 minutes long so i dont recomend whatching the whole thing only the importasnt part okay now the distrbituive property it is where you take the eqation and you multiply that one that out of the parenththies and into the numbers inside then you add or subtract them whatever you need https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aR6phzMLuKM&feature=youtu.be

 we are nowhere to talk about the wide variety of bombing and fighter planes through world war 2 and some other wars also let start with something we might all no the f-22 rapture it is one of the newest fighters it is a what we call an um I forgot what you call it o ya generation six aircraft the f-22 was a generation six the only generation six aircraft next to the f-4 phantom this would be in the generation five fighter aircraft and lastly the hellcat for short this was a plane specifically made to fight the Mitsubishi zero that was light and very fast and maneuverable but the hellcat had more firepower more armor and was not as fast but had a higher climb rate than its predicecer the wildcat.